July 2011
27 posts
Web Soup R-R-R-Rewind →
Links to the videos featured on our Season Finale are now available over at Ye Olde Forumse. Store them up in your figurative squirrel cheeks in preparation for the riffing-on-physical-trauma Winter that is now upon us. But rest assured, there is enough public hoarfing, webcam pathos, and dingus jokes to hold you over for a great long while.
Also, the voices from Chilly the Christmas Pole: Justin Roiland, @VatchePanos, Jenny Goldberg, @atencio, @MrBradStevens http://t.co/1bIfAcz
That’s it for season 3 of @websoup! Our sincerest thanks to everyone who has watched and supported the show. Hope to see you all again soon.
On the huge @websoup season finale - puking wrestlers, 63 kicks to the balls, and special guest @NeverNotFunny - TONIGHT at 8pm on G4!
WatchPeeing on people isn’t just for Germans and friends of jellyfish attack victims any longer. No, this miracle panacea can cure pretty much anything that ails you. The number one team of doctors in this exciting new field are full to bursting with the desire to heal and bring some sunshine into peoples’ lives. When they have you in their sights, you can be sure that…Urine Good...
WatchMaking babies disappear in a way that doesn’t provoke Middle America’s moral outrage is tricky business indeed. Wanna know how to pull off such a feat? The Masked Magician is here to usher you through the smoke and mirrors and reveal the secrets behind this handy bit of DIY necromancy. (feat. Shannon Lucas & Marc Hilko)
WatchIt’s okay to make fun of old people. Besides smelling like impending death and being casually racist in that special way that seems more nostalgic than offensive, computers will always, always baffle the shit out ‘em. And if you’re still having pangs of conscience, just remember that they probably ragged on their grandparents for not ‘getting’ Morse Code...
Web Soup R-R-R-Rewind! →
The penultimate round of links of videos featured on last week’s show are now yours to do terrible or wonderful things with. The choice is yours. Delicious fish heads, old people vs. technology, and hypnotic butt jigglin’. Oh yeah. Poopy-flutin’ too. You heard me.
Tonight, our own @websoup host Chris Hardwick (@nerdist) is on CONAN (@TeamCoco)!
From @websoup - We pull back the curtain on one of magic’s most gobsmacking illusions! http://tinyurl.com/68yg6lf
TWITTERSHOTS! Give us your take on this video, and we may use it on next week’s @websoup - http://t.co/y4LwuSO - tag w/ #twittershots
WatchA Web Soup Exclusive peek at G4’s newest shows: Video Gamerz & Jugga Tek. (feat. Brad Stevens, John Walsh, Mike Henry, & Trina Calderon) Gamerz brings all the venom and pointless bitching of your favorite Internet message boards to third-tier cable television but with slightly fewer references to Hitler. And Jugga Tek gives premiere Tech Jugga-spondent Blazin’ Batt the chance...
On an all-new @websoup - scooter fails, handgun mishaps, and, yes, flutes played by farts. Classin’ up the joint - TONIGHT at 8pm on G4!
Spotted at local hotspot! @websoup power couple Operator Fran (@summerhstevens) and the Firsties Guy. http://img.ly/67Dh
WatchThey don’t get into unprovoked altercations, pee wherever they please or eat voraciously every time food is put in front of them because they are dogs. They do it because they are drunks. Delightful, four-legged drunks. More than eating chocolate or biting your obnoxious friend who continues to insist that he is a dog person, the devil’s drink is what ruins dogs’ lives. Oh, and...
From @websoup - A little Hair o’ the Dog that bit ya - http://t.co/wI7siMP
WatchHo-lee CRAP! It’s Fred Willard! And boy is he mad. Turns out his comedic genius isn’t confined just to film and television. He’s also the wellspring for many, if not all of the Internet memes we’ve come to know and love. And goddammit he’d like some credit where credit is due. So if you or anyone you know are The Internet, Fred Willard would like to have a word with...
Web Soup R-R-R-Rewind! →
This week’s show had it all: head trauma, genitals (both sung about and pulverized), and perhaps the highest apex of violent regurgitation we’ve featured to date on our little plot of cable real estate. Yup. It’s really that good. Bad. It’s really that bad. Stop on by our forums for the chunkiest, road-rashiest, tone-deafenest link roundup yet!
All-new @websoup - Pantera tykes, minibike nutshots, the dreaded “Vomit Comet,” and the legendary @Fred_Willard !!! - TONIGHT at 8pm on G4
WatchStrap yourselves in and hold onto your butts. TAZE Energy has blasted through all those namby-pamby FDA regulations and is storming the ramparts of the blood-brain barrier with the TAZE Energy Drink Suppository Grenade. It’s a battering ram of pure, unbridled might that’ll flood your nervous system with competitive blood-lust and seven different variants of wolverine adrenal gland...
WatchA baseball stadium is no place to play games! If you think it’s funny to disrupt America’s most time-honored and crushingly dull pastime by running onto the field mid-inning, just remember: in Baseball Court, justice always beans those that crowd the plate of order and decency.
WatchAs we all know, properly replicating barnyard animal noises with orchestral instruments is the ultimate measure of musical virtuosity.
But no matter how accomplished a musician becomes at simulating a horse’s whinny with their trumpet—-no matter how rigorous their pursuit of musical excellence and emulation, they can never surpass the authenticity and sheer zeal of an actual...
From @websoup - Unleash the rectal terror of our new sponsor, the Taze Energy Drink Suppository Grenade - http://bit.ly/ihm0E5
From @websoup - Unleash the rectal terror of our new sponsor, the Taze Energy Drink Suppository Grenade - http://bit.ly/ihm0E5