July 2011
27 posts
Web Soup R-R-R-Rewind →
Links to the videos featured on our Season Finale are now available over at Ye Olde Forumse. Store them up in your figurative squirrel cheeks in preparation for the riffing-on-physical-trauma Winter that is now upon us. But rest assured, there is enough public hoarfing, webcam pathos, and dingus jokes to hold you over for a great long while.
Also, the voices from Chilly the Christmas Pole: Justin Roiland, @VatchePanos, Jenny Goldberg, @atencio, @MrBradStevens http://t.co/1bIfAcz
That’s it for season 3 of @websoup! Our sincerest thanks to everyone who has watched and supported the show. Hope to see you all again soon.
On the huge @websoup season finale - puking wrestlers, 63 kicks to the balls, and special guest @NeverNotFunny - TONIGHT at 8pm on G4!
WatchPeeing on people isn’t just for Germans and friends of jellyfish attack victims any longer. No, this miracle panacea can cure pretty much anything that ails you. The number one team of doctors in this exciting new field are full to bursting with the desire to heal and bring some sunshine into peoples’ lives. When they have you in their sights, you can be sure that…Urine Good...
WatchMaking babies disappear in a way that doesn’t provoke Middle America’s moral outrage is tricky business indeed. Wanna know how to pull off such a feat? The Masked Magician is here to usher you through the smoke and mirrors and reveal the secrets behind this handy bit of DIY necromancy. (feat. Shannon Lucas & Marc Hilko)
WatchIt’s okay to make fun of old people. Besides smelling like impending death and being casually racist in that special way that seems more nostalgic than offensive, computers will always, always baffle the shit out ‘em. And if you’re still having pangs of conscience, just remember that they probably ragged on their grandparents for not ‘getting’ Morse Code...
Web Soup R-R-R-Rewind! →
The penultimate round of links of videos featured on last week’s show are now yours to do terrible or wonderful things with. The choice is yours. Delicious fish heads, old people vs. technology, and hypnotic butt jigglin’. Oh yeah. Poopy-flutin’ too. You heard me.
Tonight, our own @websoup host Chris Hardwick (@nerdist) is on CONAN (@TeamCoco)!
From @websoup - We pull back the curtain on one of magic’s most gobsmacking illusions! http://tinyurl.com/68yg6lf
TWITTERSHOTS! Give us your take on this video, and we may use it on next week’s @websoup - http://t.co/y4LwuSO - tag w/ #twittershots
WatchA Web Soup Exclusive peek at G4’s newest shows: Video Gamerz & Jugga Tek. (feat. Brad Stevens, John Walsh, Mike Henry, & Trina Calderon) Gamerz brings all the venom and pointless bitching of your favorite Internet message boards to third-tier cable television but with slightly fewer references to Hitler. And Jugga Tek gives premiere Tech Jugga-spondent Blazin’ Batt the chance...
On an all-new @websoup - scooter fails, handgun mishaps, and, yes, flutes played by farts. Classin’ up the joint - TONIGHT at 8pm on G4!
Spotted at local hotspot! @websoup power couple Operator Fran (@summerhstevens) and the Firsties Guy. http://img.ly/67Dh
WatchThey don’t get into unprovoked altercations, pee wherever they please or eat voraciously every time food is put in front of them because they are dogs. They do it because they are drunks. Delightful, four-legged drunks. More than eating chocolate or biting your obnoxious friend who continues to insist that he is a dog person, the devil’s drink is what ruins dogs’ lives. Oh, and...
From @websoup - A little Hair o’ the Dog that bit ya - http://t.co/wI7siMP
WatchHo-lee CRAP! It’s Fred Willard! And boy is he mad. Turns out his comedic genius isn’t confined just to film and television. He’s also the wellspring for many, if not all of the Internet memes we’ve come to know and love. And goddammit he’d like some credit where credit is due. So if you or anyone you know are The Internet, Fred Willard would like to have a word with...
Web Soup R-R-R-Rewind! →
This week’s show had it all: head trauma, genitals (both sung about and pulverized), and perhaps the highest apex of violent regurgitation we’ve featured to date on our little plot of cable real estate. Yup. It’s really that good. Bad. It’s really that bad. Stop on by our forums for the chunkiest, road-rashiest, tone-deafenest link roundup yet!
All-new @websoup - Pantera tykes, minibike nutshots, the dreaded “Vomit Comet,” and the legendary @Fred_Willard !!! - TONIGHT at 8pm on G4
WatchStrap yourselves in and hold onto your butts. TAZE Energy has blasted through all those namby-pamby FDA regulations and is storming the ramparts of the blood-brain barrier with the TAZE Energy Drink Suppository Grenade. It’s a battering ram of pure, unbridled might that’ll flood your nervous system with competitive blood-lust and seven different variants of wolverine adrenal gland...
WatchA baseball stadium is no place to play games! If you think it’s funny to disrupt America’s most time-honored and crushingly dull pastime by running onto the field mid-inning, just remember: in Baseball Court, justice always beans those that crowd the plate of order and decency.
WatchAs we all know, properly replicating barnyard animal noises with orchestral instruments is the ultimate measure of musical virtuosity.
But no matter how accomplished a musician becomes at simulating a horse’s whinny with their trumpet—-no matter how rigorous their pursuit of musical excellence and emulation, they can never surpass the authenticity and sheer zeal of an actual...
From @websoup - Unleash the rectal terror of our new sponsor, the Taze Energy Drink Suppository Grenade - http://bit.ly/ihm0E5
From @websoup - Unleash the rectal terror of our new sponsor, the Taze Energy Drink Suppository Grenade - http://bit.ly/ihm0E5
June 2011
27 posts
WatchWithout fail, every time we bear witness to the ill-conceived exploits of amateur groin-punishers or, in this case, hear the sickening crackle of wood gettin’ all up in their business, we’re forced to wonder, ‘What in the hell was going through their mind?!’ Well. False hope for starters. (feat. Scott Davis)
All-new @websoup - @nerdist brings you full-contact baseball, fireworks to the face, and poo-tastic hippos - TONIGHT at 8pm on G4!
From @websoup - Zaftig webcammer Candy Godiva fashions a pizza ‘n sadness sammich - http://t.co/G1YAsS7
WatchSPAAAAAAAACE MOVIEEEEEEEES!!!
If Spielberg can wedge aliens into an Indiana Jones movie and Lucas thinks it’s cool to have Greedo shoot first, then we’re well within our rights to take a transient’s disjointed movie pitch and spin it into cinematic fool’s gold. We’re coming for you Hollywood. Expect dick pain and puking to factor prominently into all future...
Web Soup R-R-R-Rewind! →
Undead serpents, perpetual shampoo and gravity’s wanton embrace. Our show forums have everything a growing sadist could ask for in the video links from last night’s show. Get’cher cringin’ and har-har bits all warmed up; they’re about to get a workout.
WatchEvery business empire begins with an idea. In some cases, it is an extraordinarily bad idea, like licking birdshit off of a car for chump change. But with some financial savvy and a bevy of co-eds to delegate the turd-lapping duties to, it’s possible to turn that chump change into a nice little nest egg. (feat Marlene Maginot, Mikki Ann Maddox, Allyn Rachel, Anne Gregory, & Marc Hilko)
WatchThe internet has outdone itself once again by hoarfing up this truly potent wad of WTF; I Am Your Grandma. But it turns out this Grandma-to-be’s intent wasn’t just to make your soul feel all oogy and violated. As the name implies, this little ditty is for posterity’s sake. Poor posterity. Your Grandma is a fucking nutjob. (feat. Davey Johnson, Codi Fischer & Ed Salazar)
WatchPride goeth before the fall. But it comes back so it can goeth again before the next fall. And the next one. (feat. Blaine Capatch and Elijah Grissom)
WatchFrequently featured friend of the show Marshall Givens as Marvin Berry in a scene from the much anticipated Back to the Future reboot, as told from the perspective of 50’s music icons’ relatives.
Web Soup R-R-R-Rewind! →
New links from last night’s show are now up on our forums. Consider your daily lulz quota handled.
WatchGeoff & Tizzer show off more of G4’s new lineup from the floor of E3, including American Hobo Warrior; the perfect synergy of obstacle-based competition and the casual exploitation of schizophrenic drifters. (feat Kyle Kinane & Brendon Walsh)
Plus: The brand new Soup ripoff spinoff, Watchin’ TV! (feat Blaine Capatch, Scott Davis, & Marshall Givens)
WatchGeoff and Tizzer be all up in the home makeover racket with their newest show, Bro’dhouse. The fellas help happy couple Abe & Sarah turn a janky-ass spare bedroom into a totally mingin’ man cave. (feat. Codi Fischer & Robert Buscemi)
Plus: Hot Girls Talkin’ Nerdy! Only on G-Feeeuuh. (feat. Jennifer Woodruff & Linda Michelle)
WatchChris Hardwick’s favoritest people in the world, PriZ@nkD hosts Geoff & Tizzer, stop by the Web Soup studios and catch Chris up on Tizzer’s highly improbable return from the dead before heading off to scope out the fun at E3.
Web Soup R-R-R-Rewind! (E3 Edition) →
Misplaced patriotism, milking a legtating cow and a guy who, from what we understand, may or may not be a snake; these and the other of the Internet’s most fragrant leavings featured on Web Soup’s E3 Special are all yours to scoop up and wallow in, over at the offical forums!
Oh, word?! The gigantic @websoup #E3 special w/ @nerdist explodes upon your television tonight - 9pm on G4! BABOON HEART!
WatchVisionary, auteur, masochist, genius. Nutshot impresario Dirty the Horse pulls back the curtain and reveals some of the methods behind his madness in this featurette from his forthcoming Web Soup Essential Collection Blu-Ray, The Art of the Nutshot. (feat. The Horse, Jason Gupton, & Wade Randolph)
WatchWhen you front a band as awesomely adorable as Murp, the legacy of your badassery is guaranteed to follow you through time and space…whether you like it or not. (feat. Codi Fischer & Wade Randolph)
WatchThe cow goes ‘moo’. The pig goes ‘oink’. The Chimaera Man, God’s best and cruelest joke, puts on a nice shirt and goes next door, finally having found something to look forward to in life. (feat. Megan Amram, Rob Schrab, & Codi Fischer)
From this week’s @websoup: It’s hard out there for a mutant hybrid - feat. @MeganAmram @RobSchrab and @JustCodi - http://tinyurl.com/3pyscfq